{"id":1104,"date":"2024-06-02T00:50:37","date_gmt":"2024-06-02T00:50:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/?p=1104"},"modified":"2024-06-02T00:50:38","modified_gmt":"2024-06-02T00:50:38","slug":"the-little-girl-asks-why-did-you-and-daddy-get-a-divorce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/?p=1104","title":{"rendered":"The Little Girl Asks Why Did You And Daddy Get A Divorce"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A mother is driving her daughter to a playdate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cMommy,\u201d<\/strong>&nbsp;the little girl asks,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cHow old are you?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cHoney, you shouldn\u2019t ask a lady her age. It\u2019s not polite,\u201d<\/strong>&nbsp;the mother replies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cOkay,\u201d<\/strong>&nbsp;the girl says,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cHow much do you weigh?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cNow really, those are personal questions and none of your business,\u201d<\/strong>&nbsp;the mother says.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Unfazed, the girl asks,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cWhy did you and Daddy get a divorce?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cThat\u2019s enough questions, young lady!\u201d<\/strong>&nbsp;the exasperated mother says before walking away as the friends start to play.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cMy mom won\u2019t tell me anything,\u201d<\/strong>&nbsp;the little girl says to her friend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cWell,\u201d the friend replies,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cJust look at her driver\u2019s license. It\u2019s like a report card with everything on it.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Later that night, the girl tells her mother,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cI know you\u2019re 32.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Surprised, the mother asks,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cHow did you find that out?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cI also know you weigh 140 pounds,\u201d<\/strong>&nbsp;the girl adds.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shocked, the mother asks,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cHow in heaven\u2019s name did you find that out?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Triumphantly, the girl says,&nbsp;<strong>\u201cAnd I know why you and Daddy got a divorce.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201cOh really?\u201d the mother asks.&nbsp;<strong>\u201cWhy?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u201cBecause you got an \u2018F\u2019 in sex.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A mother is driving her daughter to a playdate. \u201cMommy,\u201d&nbsp;the little girl asks,&nbsp;\u201cHow old are you?\u201d \u201cHoney, you shouldn\u2019t ask a lady her age. It\u2019s not polite,\u201d&nbsp;the mother replies. \u201cOkay,\u201d&nbsp;the&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1105,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":13807,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1104"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1106,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104\/revisions\/1106"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}