{"id":1164,"date":"2024-06-05T00:43:19","date_gmt":"2024-06-05T00:43:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/?p=1164"},"modified":"2024-06-05T00:43:20","modified_gmt":"2024-06-05T00:43:20","slug":"an-old-woman-was-walking-her-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/?p=1164","title":{"rendered":"An Old Woman Was Walking Her Dog."},"content":{"rendered":"\n

An old woman was walking her dog one evening<\/p>\n\n\n\n

when a young man ran by her and grabbed her purse and took off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A couple across the street ran over to check on her saying the police were called and would be here in a few minutes,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The old woman smiles and tells the couple that<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Its really no big deal, she carries her old purse to put her dog\u2019s poop in it until she gets home to dispose of it\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Imagine the surprise when the thief opens the purse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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A man comes home to find his wife of 10 years packing her bags.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhere are you going?\u201d demands the surprised husband.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cTo Las Vegas! I found out that there are men that will pay me $500 cash to do what I do for you for free!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man pondered that thought for a moment, and then began packing his bags.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhat do you think you are doing?\u201d she screamed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI\u2019m going to Las Vegas with you\u2026 I want to see how you\u2019re going to live on $1,000 a year!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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An old lady was stopped and pulled into a parking space. A young man in his new red Mercedes immediately went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So upset was the little old lady that she went up to the man and said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI was going to park there!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The man was a real smart alec and he said,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThat\u2019s what you can do when you\u2019re young and bright.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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