{"id":1232,"date":"2024-06-08T23:40:51","date_gmt":"2024-06-08T23:40:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/?p=1232"},"modified":"2024-06-08T23:40:51","modified_gmt":"2024-06-08T23:40:51","slug":"a-stupid-answer-for-a-stupid-question-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/?p=1232","title":{"rendered":"A Stupid Answer For A Stupid Question (Funny Story)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>My mother always told me,\u2018Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.\u2019he cops walked up to my car,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>\u2018Would you like to step out of the car?\u201dI said,The teacher addresses a student and asks him:\u201cHow many kidneys do we have?\u201d\u201cFour!,\u201d The backbencher student responds.Four? Haha.\u201dThe teacher was one of those who took pleasure in picking on his students\u2019 mistakes and demoralizing them.\u201cBring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room,\u201d the teacher orders a frontbencher.\u201d\u201cAnd for me a coffee!\u201d, the backbencher student added.The teacher was angry and kicked the student out of the room.Leaving the class, the student still had the audacity to correct the furious teacher: \u201cYou asked me how many kidneys\u2018 we have.\u201d\u201cWe have four: two of mine and two of yours. \u2018We have\u2019 is an expression used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.\u201dLOL!!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My mother always told me,\u2018Boy, if somebody asks you a stupid question, you give them a stupid answer.\u2019he cops walked up to my car, \u2018Would you like to step out&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1233,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":4068,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1232"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1234,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1232\/revisions\/1234"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}