{"id":1472,"date":"2024-06-22T21:54:57","date_gmt":"2024-06-22T21:54:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/?p=1472"},"modified":"2024-06-22T21:54:57","modified_gmt":"2024-06-22T21:54:57","slug":"one-day-little-johnny-asks-his-father","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/?p=1472","title":{"rendered":"One day little Johnny asks his father"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>One day little Johnny asks his father \u201cDad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?\u201d Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops and listens to what her husband will have to say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Father \u201cbecause it makes grown ups happy\u201d Johnny \u201cI want to be happy too\u201d Father \u201cthen you have to wait until you\u2019re a grown up\u201d Johnny \u201cbut who will exercise with me when I grow up?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/likeanimalslife.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/448898431_454547243884512_8427770112471890849_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-16177\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Father \u201chopefully when you get married, it will be your wife\u201d Johnny \u201cbut dad, how come our neighbour<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sally exercises with you\u201d Wife rushes out of the kitchen, ambulance arrives 10 minutes later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One day little Johnny asks his father \u201cDad, why do grown-ups like to exercise in bed?\u201d Wife was cooking dinner when she heard little Johnny ask, so she eavesdrops and&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1473,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1472","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":10636,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1472"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1474,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1472\/revisions\/1474"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1473"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1472"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1472"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1472"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}