{"id":907,"date":"2024-05-19T00:08:25","date_gmt":"2024-05-19T00:08:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/?p=907"},"modified":"2024-05-19T00:08:46","modified_gmt":"2024-05-19T00:08:46","slug":"little-johnnyjust-for-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/?p=907","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny(Just for Fun)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out.<br>He sits outside the class and can\u2019t stop laughing.<br>The principal walks by and sees him.<br>He asks, \u201cLittle Johnny, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>\u201cI farted in class and the teacher threw me out.\u201d<br>The principal asks him again, \u201cWell then, why are you laughing?\u201d<br>\u201cBecause those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I\u2019m outside in the fresh air.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Little Johnny farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out.He sits outside the class and can\u2019t stop laughing.The principal walks by and sees him.He&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":909,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"views":16668,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=907"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":908,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907\/revisions\/908"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/flyz.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}